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Elf Ahearn



Regency romance with a Gothic twist.



The Baron Of Bad Behavior



As Lady Nefertiti Albright—Snap to those who don't want a punch in the smeller—prepares for her London come out, she encounters her childhood crush, the alluring Gareth Hart. Snap impulsively decides she will marry him. Her family is horrified. So is her target. Gareth Hart is a man with a reputation. He’s a rake, a rogue, and a thief. He also has a history with her family, and it’s not a good one. Under the thumb of his nefarious uncle, Gareth doesn’t need a problem like pretty Snap. His sights are set on escape via marriage with a rich widow. But there’s something irresistible about a girl who will climb out a window or onto a ship’s bowsprit for you…


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Love in the Midst of Midnight



Shunned as a divorcée, Livi Breeze performs on the streets of London to survive. When she’s invited to a New Year’s Eve party thrown by a famous acting couple, she knows this is her one chance to make it into a theatre and onto the West End stage.

Love In the Midst of Midnight is my entry in a historical romance anthology titled The Eve of Love. And guess what, it's a holiday collection that's NOT about Christmas! In fact, each story takes place on New Year's Eve. Writing a story about New Year's Eve was easy peasy because my family always hosted a costume party that night. My 8,000-word tale taps into our traditional celebration. For example: should a guest arrive costumeless, my mother dressed them out of her voluminous personal collection the ritual at midnight is a replica of one my father conducted, the meal and show that follows were also part of the party, and even the meet cute is the real deal. I met my first husband in that exact way. For a glimpse into a genuinely theatrical family (in every sense of the word), download or purchase The Eve of Love from KDP for free, Kindle ebook for $3.99, or paperback for $11.99.



The Christmas Unicorn



The Christmas Unicorn The greatest gifts aren't always found under a Christmas tree. Believing herself abandoned by her fiancé in the wilds of Northern Wales, actress Babbie Crispen and her crippled son struggle to find shelter on a frigid night before Christmas. A strange man locals call the Wicked Scot finds them near death on a snow-covered hillside. He brings them to his castle, a place of both terrifying and wonderful magic so powerful it changes all their lives.


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I have a confession to make: I adore the story of The Christmas Unicorn. It's based on a tale my father told us every year on Christmas Eve. He swears it's true. Twice, I've tried to write about his encounter with a living unicorn and failed, but this time... Well, see for yourself.



PERFECTION IS ACHIEVED NOT WHEN THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO ADD, BUT WHEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO TAKE AWAY.



In Lord Hugh Davenport’s opinion, women of the ton perpetually hide behind a mask of deception. That’s hard for Ellie Albright, the daughter of an earl, to swallow – especially since she’s disguised herself as a stable hand to get back the prized stallion her father sold to him. If Hugh learns her true identity she’ll lose the horse and her family will go bankrupt. Somehow, though, losing his affection is beginning to seem worse.


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The SecretLife of Lords



The thought of Claire Albright in the arms of another man is unbearable, but in his heart, Lord Flavian Monroe knows he mustn’t ask her to share the consequences of one terrible mistake

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About ME



1. Tell us a little bit about your background and how long you have been writing. The truth is, I always wanted to be a writer, but I pictured myself alone in a garret, smoking cigarettes and typing fiction with the speed and flow of Niagara Falls. Unfortunately, there were obstacles. Back in the Pleistocene, we had manual typewriters. I took a typing test on a manual for a temp job the monitor said I typed 60 words a minute with so many errors my score was actually -5 words per minute. He said I could answer phones. Also, being alone depresses me. Instead of sitting down to a solid meal, I nibble when I’m by myself. I find bedtime confusing: Should I sleep now? But it’s early. How about later? If I stay up, I’ll be tired in the morning. What about TV? There’s nothing on…nothing, nothing, nothing. Furthermore, garrets in New York City, even during the Pleistocene, were expensive. There was no way I could afford rent on a writer’s earnings. The one thing I did master was smoking cigarettes, but as for text pouring from my soul like water, that was a big nope. I write slowly, painfully. Every word takes about -5 per minute to produce. So, I became an actress.

2. What inspired you to start writing? What is your preferred genre to write in, and why? A confluence of circumstances finally made me an author. First, Macintosh created personal computers with spellcheck. Not only could I botch my typing, but it would correct it for me so I could keep my fingers tap tapping. Second, I got laid off during the 2008 recession and there were no jobs available. Not even answering phones. So I had lots of free time and nothing to do. Third, my sister Jenny noted that she enjoyed my letters and urged me to tackle something lengthier, like a novel. The only books she reads are Regency romances, so that’s what I decided to write.

3. What are some of your works and where are they available for purchase? (Please include links and upcoming books as well). The Wild Rose Press has The Baron of Bad Behavior ready on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, and everywhere else for pre-order. Buy it. It’s hilarious, even if I do say so myself.



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